December 8, 2008

RE-LIVING PROM


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December 5, 2008

I CHANGED MY MIND

I don't want short hair anymore. It was cool for like....a month. Right now its cold outside and I find myself wearing scarves all the time. Not to mention I don't even know what to do with it. Recently I've been rocking the 'stingy ponytail' as my friends used to call it in school. If you don't know what that is....use your imagination. But it's totally not awesome. I'm in hair purgatory. It's not long enough to make a decent ponytail, and it's not short enough to look 'old school Halle cute' - and I refuse to go shorter. Looks like I'll be taking tips from Britney. "Throw some weave on that....."
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December 2, 2008

SLACK

I looked at the count of posts for November, and I made a whopping 5. Five? Out of 30 days in the month?! That is extra slackness. I don't even have an excuse this time. I'll just blame it on the rain like Milli Vanilli
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THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMM

First of all, Happy Belated Thanksgiving and all that jazz. Ok...so while I was on I-95 for what it felt like10,000 hrs of my life, I had time to reflect on a couple things. Well, ONE main thing really. How does random ish end up in the middle of the interstate? Ok, its expected to see an animal with it's insides on the outside (I swear it looked like the thing exploded) or a fender (or 2), but other than that, how and why would anything else be there? Why did I see a chair sitting in the median of the interstate? It was as if somebody just got finished giving a lap dance and decided they no longer needed it. Positioned perfectly upright, mid-median, like it was meant to be there. Also, why is there always ONE shoe (if any) on the side of the road. You never see 2 of the same shoe. Why is there a shoe chillin on the side of the interstate anyway?? People please get it together! Do some people decide they just don't want certain things in their car and proceed to just throw them out? If you have a truck, please tie your ish down! I should not be seeing random articles of clothing and/or household furniture while I am trying to have a scenic drive. Vent over.
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November 24, 2008

I'VE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE THIS FOR YEARS

Are left-handed people smarter?

Yep. According to researcher Alan Searleman, southpaws have higher IQs, solve problems better and enjoy more extensive vocabularies than righties. Lefty cases in point: Isaac Newton, Benjamin Franklin, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso, for starters. Not to mention every U.S. president since 1981, except.....George Bush. Go figure.

P.S. I'll add another to the list - Barack Obama.

Bow down.

Source

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November 23, 2008

808s & HEARTBREAK

Is actually a very decent album. Although Kanye gets on my d@mn nerves, I must give props where they are due. I like the bitterness of the album. Maybe b/c I have a thawed out icebox where my heart used to be....idk. Anyway, fav song on the album thus far: See You In My Nightmares. Check it out.

BTW - I'm loving this version of the album art

Happy Abercrombie?
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November 22, 2008

NEVER WILL GET OLD



This is most definitely going on my ipod ASAP. Soulja girl holds a special place in my heart. If you don't like it then you should "apologize to everybody for your sh!t, hoe!"
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November 19, 2008

PUT A BODY SIZE BROWN PAPER BAG ON IT



WTF? Way to come back to blogging though! LOL
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November 4, 2008

THE NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES


The American people have spoken. YES WE CAN AND YES WE DID!
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October 27, 2008

VOTE OR KILL YOURSELF


I think that should be the new slogan. The 'Vote or Die' campaign was so '04. Let's upgrade people. Pictured you will see me signing the forms to obtain my absentee ballot (proof just in case anyone thinks my mom forged it and tries to send her to jail). It's my civic duty! Nothing like handling important business at Burger King. Woo Ha - Got you all in check!
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October 24, 2008

B-DAY

It's my homie's birthday today and I'm sure he'd want a cake just like this. LOL! Flyness.

"I'm too G so I stay Gucci signed out" -Fab
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WHO'S THAT GIRL?


Beaufort High sweeps final tri-match

Published Fri, Oct 24, 2008 12:00 AM
By BRANDON PARKER

Blake Banner insists that she brought no plans for redemption into Thursday's tri-match after Beaufort High School endured its first and only Region 8-AAAA loss two days earlier to Summerville.

"Honestly, this match wasn't even close to making up for (Tuesday's loss)," the junior said.

It sure didn't look like it.

Banner buried Battery Creek High School with one kill and seven straight aces to open the final match at Battery Creek, setting the tone for the Eagles' 25-7, 25-7 sweep of the Dolphins. Beaufort also defeated Goose Creek 25-15, 25-4, while the Dolphins beat the Gators for the second time this week 25-18, 25-12.

Serving proved to be a strong point for the Eagles, who kept the Dolphins at bay with precise shots that left Battery Creek diving to cover the holes within its formations.

After Banner set the tone, Deja Jackson and Andrea Fabian teamed up to secure the win, recording seven kills and eight assists, respectively, to open up nine- and seven-point runs.

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ACT LIKE YOU KNOW FOOL!

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October 23, 2008

A PIECE OF MY CHILDHOOD

In the form of a shoe. My blog seems to be becoming so materialistic. I'm no sneakerhead, but back in the day these were the HOTNESS! Not to mention in middle school I had the BIGGEST crush on Anfernee Hardaway (& Allen Iverson & Byron from the group MISTA, but that's neither here nor there). I did always wonder if his mother was trying to name him 'Anthony' but wasn't in her right mind. Anywho, these shoes bring back memories of middle school and the importance of having cool shoes. Kids are so cruel. I can't believe people got teased for having "bo bo skips"...wtf is a "bo bo skip"?? Well due to these reasons, I had to cop em. Thank goodness I found them in my size! If you want some fly ish hit up my homie aka Bootleg Bobby Valentino: http://corpstat.blogspot.com
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October 21, 2008

I WANT MORE TIME

This has "K" written all over it. Gotta have it! After this I'll fall back - I'm becoming an addict - and since addicts usually just transfer their addictions....more tatts!
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October 20, 2008

TIME IS MONEY!



My new (beautiful) watch. Eff yo watch Laurie Ann Gibson! This one is better - I'm so cool.
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15 YEARS AGO...



I talked like a nerd, Alexis talked A LOT and Blake couldn't talk at all. Awesome.
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October 18, 2008

I WEAR IT LIKE A TATTOO

...because it is one. My first! Tatt tatt tatted up...
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October 14, 2008

YOU GO GIRL!


Palin mistakenly scolds her own supporters

RICHMOND, Virginia (CNN) – Sarah Palin mistakenly reprimanded her own supporters at an outdoor rally in Richmond on Friday after they started yelling that they couldn’t hear the candidate.

The vice presidential candidate apparently mistook them for some of the anti-war protesters that have disrupted some of her previous events.

“I would hope at least that those protestors have the courage and the honor of thanking our veterans for giving them the right to protest,” Palin told them, drawing a roar from the crowd.

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You tell em girl! This was in Richmond and I missed it?! I love comedy shows, I should've attended. Now on some real ish...I don't care whether you're Republican, Democrat, Independent, Dependent, Schizophrenic, whatever - anybody with sense has to see that this lady is clearly NOT VP material. I mean....wth?!


I WILL vote for a Gigolo '08 remix with R. Kelly & Sarah Palin. Fi-ya!

It's the pied piper y'all!
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October 13, 2008

DAMN HOMIE

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THE 'A MILLI' THING IS SO PLAYED OUT

Lil Stacked Styrofoam Cup celebrated his b-day the other day and guess what Beatrice the Birdman aka Baby aka Weezy's Daddy aka Nobody Gives a Damn got him!?! I bet you can't guess....A MILLION DOLLARS! Not only did he give him a million in cash, but it was presented in a Louis V briefcase. It doesn't get any classier than that people! Forget your recession...Cash Money is livin large. Everbody take note - my birthday is in March. Start saving up now. I'm a simple kind of girl - I don't need a Louis briefcase, I'll take it stuffed in some brown paper bags. That's the remiiiiix baaaaaaa-baaay....
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SURVIVING A RECESSION (KINDA)

Stick em up

Honestly, the current economic issues have not really effected me *knocking on wood*, but I think part of that is b/c I still possess tendencies of a broke college student. The crazy thing about it though, is that I enjoy it! I'm pretty simple when it comes to certain things so I'll share some of my lifestyle habits with you, then maybe, just maybe it might come in handy when times get a lil rough.

1. Eating habits. Sometimes I eat bagels for dinner. Other times I might eat a cup o noodles. A lot of times I eat spaghettios. You might be thinking, dang, can you not afford real food?! Actually, I can. I just enjoy these simple delicacies. Bagels will probably run you $1.50 for a pack of 5. Thats dinner for a week!! Cup o noodles - $0.40 and spaghettios $1.00. You can't beat that! By the way, it's not really healthy to eat solely these items. Soooo you might want to throw in some vegetables or somethin.

2. Ladies (& some men) : Why spend all that money going to get your nails and toes done. Quit being lazy and do them your d@mn self!! I paint my nails a different color at least twice a week - and its free. It also teaches me patience. Sure I struggle since I'm not ambidextrous, my right hand might always look better than my left, and I curse when I smear my polish, but it's very relaxing. Try it sometime.

3. I cut off my air condition. Buy a fan - and aim it directly at your face. There's nothing better! My bill has been cut in half.

4. Steal gas. Haha, just kidding.

5. Don't give money to homeless people or charity. Might seem harsh, but Remember people, like Jeezy said, IT'S A RECESSION, EVERYBODY BROKE!!
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October 12, 2008

UMMM?!?!?





So I was bumming around on youtube like I usually do and I came across THIS. WTH!? First I was confused, then I was in awe, then I couldn't get enough. I kept clicking on related videos and wanted to see more and more of this....'dancing' to figure out wtf was goin on. Well, it's actually 'vouging' and I'm determined to break this sh!t out next time I go to the club. Yeah, it originated from the gay scene, but I'm about to bring this ish mainstream! Now all I need to do is hire somebody to record me, scream "WORK B1TCH!", "YEEEEAH" & make screeching cat sound effects. Any takers?
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October 10, 2008

I FEEL LIKE

This...

TBC
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October 3, 2008

Y'ALL KNOW

President Bush signs the Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008 in the Oval Office

He didn't even read that....
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WTH IS A 'MAVERICK'?


According to Google, it's what is pictured above. Not Johnny Appleseed McCain. Sarah Palin, we don't believe you, you need more people...and a new voice/accent. I think T-Pain's vocoder would be a step in the right direction. Somebody make it happen ASAP! That way I won't have to cringe when she's ducking and dodging answering questions.
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October 1, 2008

BEST TIME OF THE YEAR


I absolutely love fall and the festivities (Halloween, thanksgiving, state fairs, etc) that go along with it. The weather has been screaming "Its fall!" recently and for some reason it puts me in the best of moods. I'm in an extremely happy mood today :-) Go Fall! LOL
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September 29, 2008

TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE!



Too bad the House (of Representatives) was like HELL NAH SHAWTY! So the bailout plan was rejected. Honestly, I don't know what the heck is going on in terms of what it means to me as a corporate superstar. As long as I have my job tomorrow, I'm really not focused on all this other drama. Like Jeezy said - "Its a recession. Everybody broke." Since I'm not trying to be that, I live minimally...well, when it comes to some things. I pretty much only drink water, I eat spaghettios/cup o noodles, paint my own nails and drive a moped. Ok, maybe not the last one, but it's a good idea. More tips from moi on how to survive a recession coming soon...
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RECAP


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September 26, 2008

SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE



Oldie, but goodie. I'm sorry Blake. I think I will torture you with this until the end of time. It makes me smile :-)

Oh, BTW, nice hairstyle. LOL!
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I'MA STUNT WHEN I SEE YOU









Suede boots, mini dress, g-shock, fitted, scarf, dunks, wal-mart cart...I rock it all.

*these pics are from last weekend I was just too lazy busy to post them earlier. Not that it matters b/c I can do what I want. LOL
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ON THE ROAD AGAIN

This weekend I'll be heading to the fake USC for parents/family/whatever weekend. Although I don't get down with the Cocks like that...*eli pause*, my fam will be there and I'm excited to be able to spend some time even if I have to attend my rival's football game (GO TIGERS!). This should be interesting - family gatherings for me always are.
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September 24, 2008

I DON'T GIVE A WHAT

I'm about sick of politics right now and the 50 million polls they have every other day are not helping. I ran across THE dumbest one a few days ago:

Poll: Obama tops McCain as football-watching buddy
By ALAN FRAM, Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON (AP) — People would rather watch a football game with Barack Obama than with John McCain — but by barely the length of a football.

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Uhhhh...who gives a @#*k!? What does that have to do with anything. Are the people they polled really going to be watching a football game with either candidate anytime soon?? I THINK NOT! Who thinks of these things? I'm sure they have a "who would look better in lingerie" poll floating around somewhere too. Anyway, I know who I'd rather hang out with...


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SMACK THAT


The ball that is. My sis is a MONSTER!

Check her out!
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September 19, 2008

MY PHONE IS THE $#!T

Not so much...but it did fall in the toilet. Not awesome. Since I don't sync my phone like I'm supposed to, I've lost just about all my numbers. In addition to this, I do not have insurance. I'm such a rebel without a cause. Sprint must be smoking their La, La, La with crack if they think I'm going to pay $400+ for a phone it cost them $20.99 to make. It's all good though - I got the hook up, holla if ya hear me!
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September 14, 2008

QUOTE(S) OF THE DAY

While in church: "When you get baptised, you're not the same as you were before. Like Jaheim said, "I've changed! I'm not wild'n out like I used to!!" 

While shopping: 
Me: Excuse me, where are your extension cords?
Employee: What kind?
Me: Uhhh, the kind you use to make the cord longer to plug into the wall
Employee: Oh, for the telephone...they're right there.
Me: No. That's not an extension cord.
Employee: Oh, we don't sell those
Me: Yes you do. This is Wal-mart :-\

.....gotta love it.

 

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September 12, 2008

DON'T WALK AWAY



Throwback for the day. You don't understand how hard I used to rock this back in the day. It is STILL on rotation. I used to think I was a member - matter fact, I even think I had that lil cropped college sweatshirt and shorts outfit. Drama.

*Flatlined @ 0.19 seconds when the chick in the car gets 'the feeln' and starts randomly snakin. COMEDY!
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I AM NOT MY HAIR

I am my nails! Not really. My new hairstyle. Again. I swear I change my hair like gas prices.
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HUH?

Pressed about what insights into recent Russian actions she gained by living in Alaska, Palin told Gibson, "They're our next-door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska."

WTH!? Whatchu tombout Willis?
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September 11, 2008

9/11/01

7 years ago to the day I was siting in my 8:00am Calculus class probably not paying attention when somebody said, "A plane hit the twin towers!". Me being the inquisitive soul that I am asked, "Oh wow, On purpose!?!?". The person then sarcastically responded "Uh, YEAH!" He's lucky I didn't slap him. Anyway, I remember that day like it was yesterday. Crazy that 7 years have already gone by. I just wanted to post something recognizing the fact and the people that were lost on that day. God Bless.

P.S. 'It goes Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama.........and MUTHAF@#$ Osama' ©Jeezy
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NOSTALGIA : MINNESOTA EDITION

Most stylish dude everrr! Haha..jay kay (j/k for the slow folk). In Minnesota, I would see things like this all the time - and because I'm ignorant, I would take pictures. I love anything that amuses me (which is pretty much everything) and I miss the laughs I was able to get just from walking around. From the man that walked up to ppl playing the harmonica to the breakdancing easter bunny to the transvestites with padded thighs - all wonderful memories. Minneapolis/St. Paul...what an interesting city.

And the guy in the pic...he was doin the MOST! Don't be mad 'cause he stylin on you. Can't tell him nuuuuthin!
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September 10, 2008

BOOM KACK!

I WANT YOUR WATCH LAURIE ANN GIBSON! The G-Shock site is wiggity wack with their backorder crap. I'm not even going to comment on what in the boom kack hell is going on in this picture. My sole focus is the watch...that I don't have :-(

BTW - I am LOL'ing at the fact that her myspace profile says her location is "Boom Kack, US" and she is selling Boom Kack hoodies. Jesus take the wheel and steer me away!
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September 8, 2008

BACK IN THE DAY





I used to 'model'. I was going through the hundreds of pics in my photobucket and came across these rare jewels. Comedy.
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