July 24, 2008


WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A family court judge in New Zealand has had enough with parents giving their children bizarre names here, and did something about it. Just ask Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. He had her renamed. Judge Rob Murfitt made the 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name could be changed, he said in a ruling made public Thursday.


OMG! This has got to be the funniest ish I've seen in a long time! Her first name is 'Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii"?! Imagine roll call in school. The teacher would totally have the "WTF" face while supressing laughter. I would. Apparently the girl was so embarrassed at the name that she told friends to call her 'K' (cause she jockin and thats the best letter of the alphabet) then the court got involved saying "It makes a fool of the child..." Huh?! Her name is awesome! I wish I had a name like that. You know how hard it would be to steal her identity? Kids are so ungrateful! But I ain't even mad - they could have at least named her "Talula Does The Hula From New Zealand". Her name is a sentence! LMAO!

Registration officials blocked some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter "and tragically, Violence," he said.