September 29, 2008

TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE!



Too bad the House (of Representatives) was like HELL NAH SHAWTY! So the bailout plan was rejected. Honestly, I don't know what the heck is going on in terms of what it means to me as a corporate superstar. As long as I have my job tomorrow, I'm really not focused on all this other drama. Like Jeezy said - "Its a recession. Everybody broke." Since I'm not trying to be that, I live minimally...well, when it comes to some things. I pretty much only drink water, I eat spaghettios/cup o noodles, paint my own nails and drive a moped. Ok, maybe not the last one, but it's a good idea. More tips from moi on how to survive a recession coming soon...
Read More

RECAP


Read More

September 26, 2008

SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE



Oldie, but goodie. I'm sorry Blake. I think I will torture you with this until the end of time. It makes me smile :-)

Oh, BTW, nice hairstyle. LOL!
Read More

I'MA STUNT WHEN I SEE YOU









Suede boots, mini dress, g-shock, fitted, scarf, dunks, wal-mart cart...I rock it all.

*these pics are from last weekend I was just too lazy busy to post them earlier. Not that it matters b/c I can do what I want. LOL
Read More

ON THE ROAD AGAIN

This weekend I'll be heading to the fake USC for parents/family/whatever weekend. Although I don't get down with the Cocks like that...*eli pause*, my fam will be there and I'm excited to be able to spend some time even if I have to attend my rival's football game (GO TIGERS!). This should be interesting - family gatherings for me always are.
Read More

September 24, 2008

I DON'T GIVE A WHAT

I'm about sick of politics right now and the 50 million polls they have every other day are not helping. I ran across THE dumbest one a few days ago:

Poll: Obama tops McCain as football-watching buddy
By ALAN FRAM, Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON (AP) — People would rather watch a football game with Barack Obama than with John McCain — but by barely the length of a football.

__________________________________________________________________________________

Uhhhh...who gives a @#*k!? What does that have to do with anything. Are the people they polled really going to be watching a football game with either candidate anytime soon?? I THINK NOT! Who thinks of these things? I'm sure they have a "who would look better in lingerie" poll floating around somewhere too. Anyway, I know who I'd rather hang out with...


Read More

SMACK THAT


The ball that is. My sis is a MONSTER!

Check her out!
Read More

September 19, 2008

MY PHONE IS THE $#!T

Not so much...but it did fall in the toilet. Not awesome. Since I don't sync my phone like I'm supposed to, I've lost just about all my numbers. In addition to this, I do not have insurance. I'm such a rebel without a cause. Sprint must be smoking their La, La, La with crack if they think I'm going to pay $400+ for a phone it cost them $20.99 to make. It's all good though - I got the hook up, holla if ya hear me!
Read More

September 14, 2008

QUOTE(S) OF THE DAY

While in church: "When you get baptised, you're not the same as you were before. Like Jaheim said, "I've changed! I'm not wild'n out like I used to!!" 

While shopping: 
Me: Excuse me, where are your extension cords?
Employee: What kind?
Me: Uhhh, the kind you use to make the cord longer to plug into the wall
Employee: Oh, for the telephone...they're right there.
Me: No. That's not an extension cord.
Employee: Oh, we don't sell those
Me: Yes you do. This is Wal-mart :-\

.....gotta love it.

 

Read More

September 12, 2008

DON'T WALK AWAY



Throwback for the day. You don't understand how hard I used to rock this back in the day. It is STILL on rotation. I used to think I was a member - matter fact, I even think I had that lil cropped college sweatshirt and shorts outfit. Drama.

*Flatlined @ 0.19 seconds when the chick in the car gets 'the feeln' and starts randomly snakin. COMEDY!
Read More

I AM NOT MY HAIR

I am my nails! Not really. My new hairstyle. Again. I swear I change my hair like gas prices.
Read More

HUH?

Pressed about what insights into recent Russian actions she gained by living in Alaska, Palin told Gibson, "They're our next-door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska."

WTH!? Whatchu tombout Willis?
Read More

September 11, 2008

9/11/01

7 years ago to the day I was siting in my 8:00am Calculus class probably not paying attention when somebody said, "A plane hit the twin towers!". Me being the inquisitive soul that I am asked, "Oh wow, On purpose!?!?". The person then sarcastically responded "Uh, YEAH!" He's lucky I didn't slap him. Anyway, I remember that day like it was yesterday. Crazy that 7 years have already gone by. I just wanted to post something recognizing the fact and the people that were lost on that day. God Bless.

P.S. 'It goes Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama.........and MUTHAF@#$ Osama' ©Jeezy
Read More

NOSTALGIA : MINNESOTA EDITION

Most stylish dude everrr! Haha..jay kay (j/k for the slow folk). In Minnesota, I would see things like this all the time - and because I'm ignorant, I would take pictures. I love anything that amuses me (which is pretty much everything) and I miss the laughs I was able to get just from walking around. From the man that walked up to ppl playing the harmonica to the breakdancing easter bunny to the transvestites with padded thighs - all wonderful memories. Minneapolis/St. Paul...what an interesting city.

And the guy in the pic...he was doin the MOST! Don't be mad 'cause he stylin on you. Can't tell him nuuuuthin!
Read More

September 10, 2008

BOOM KACK!

I WANT YOUR WATCH LAURIE ANN GIBSON! The G-Shock site is wiggity wack with their backorder crap. I'm not even going to comment on what in the boom kack hell is going on in this picture. My sole focus is the watch...that I don't have :-(

BTW - I am LOL'ing at the fact that her myspace profile says her location is "Boom Kack, US" and she is selling Boom Kack hoodies. Jesus take the wheel and steer me away!
Read More

September 8, 2008

BACK IN THE DAY





I used to 'model'. I was going through the hundreds of pics in my photobucket and came across these rare jewels. Comedy.
Read More

WHO GIVES A F$%& WHAT A HATER GOTTA SAY!

I know I'm late, but y'all gon' stop talkin trash about my boy ROSSSSS. If he used to be a P.O, S-O! People just mad cause he's eating Caesar Salads in Caesars Palace. Mo' money mo' problems. I still got love for you Ricky Ross...

BTW - He speaks the truth people. He was REALLY eating a salad in this pic. Now if that ain't real, I don't know WHAT is.
Read More

IGNORANCE - OUR HOBBY



This is a throwback from like a year ago. We do this on the regular - in public. Holla at a playa when you see us in the street trick. REPPIN 5TH & SAKS AVENUE!
Read More

I'M A LOSER

Thats right snitches. I'm a loser. Not like your wack @ss is probably thinking though. I LOST 2 LBS!!! Props to me. I've been on the elliptical like a runaway slave and I guess it's paying off. Hallelujah! I need to drop this "I can eat whatever I liiiiiiiiike" weight so I can bring sexy back (K-style). 13 lbs to go :-\
Read More

GOON < GOBLIN

Just as a warning, if you see me in the street, do not make any sudden movements. I have a goon goblin squad and they look something like this. Be scared.

BTW - I am now recruiting for more goblins. The pay is competitive and you get 401k (vicariously through me)
Read More

I WANNA BE LIKE MIKE!



Jordan - Not Jackson or Vick (insert DMX growl here)

Unfortunately, I have a long way to go. Word of the day: O-KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

NOTE: Ignore the videographers adlibs please and thank you.
Read More