January 30, 2009

RUI - RIDING WHILE INTOXICATED


Man accused of riding a horse drunk in storm

CODY, Wyo. - A man has been cited for public intoxication while riding a white horse during a snowstorm in the northern Wyoming town of Cody.

Police said they cited 28-year-old Benjamin Daniels, of Cody, after they received a call at 4 p.m. Sunday from a motorist who was concerned that a man was creating a road hazard by riding his horse on a street in conditions with poor visibility.

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Ummm...wow. As Jamie Foxx would say, "Blame it on the a, a, a, a, a, alcohol!"

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January 28, 2009

AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A GANGSTA PARTY



"Come on in muthaf!@#$a!"

The colt 45, music blastin & her threatening a 'massacuh' is too much for me to handle. Nonetheless, any Tupac fan is all right with me.
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January 27, 2009

NEW DO - PART...IDK

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January 23, 2009

FREE MAKEUP/PERFUME!?!?

My wonderful mother called me today with some interesting information and at first listen she definitely got the "whatever" response until I used the always dependable Google search. Apparently there's some class action suit, and the settlement is giving away a bunch of free sh!t. I'm not complaining! So ladies (and maybe some men), you can hit up Macy's, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom (there's a list of all the other stores here), go up to the counter and say "Give me my free sh1t!" or something along those lines. They'll make you sign something then voila, you get one of these items for free ninety nine. I ♥ class action suits!!

"You better get your free stuff, girl!" -Mom

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January 22, 2009

SASHA FIERCE!

Classic & well deserved side-eye @ Bush. Haha!
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January 20, 2009

WE HAVE A NEW PRESIDENT...FINALLY







Let me just say that I'm posting these screen caps for all the people that don't have a tv, can't watch it online @ work, or have dial-up internet and can't watch streaming video. I DO THIS FOR MY PEOPLE!

....I see you Aretha! lol
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January 19, 2009

NO TIPS

Yay! I have a 2-pack...LMAO!

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HE HAD A DREAM

Happy MLK Day! It's so awesome and ironic that part of that dream will be realized tomorrow. I have a dream that one day, EVERYBODY of EVERY race will have this day off to commemorate the fight against injustice, the road to equality and our freedom. Amen!
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January 18, 2009

WEEKEND VISUALS




Things I learned over the weekend:

When people wear 3 different kinds of leopard print - it's not hot.
IHOP is poppin on Sat afternoon.
When it's cold outside, nobody really goes to outdoor malls - except my friends and I.
When it's cold outside, some ppl still dress like it' spring...nm, i knew that.
PF Chang's averages a 2 hr wait on Sat nights. That's wack.
When I walk into a MAC store, I rarely leave empty handed.
My apt is not very guest friendly b/c of my wack cable & lack of beverages.
I am more easily amused than I originally thought.
Ppl from New Orleans still say "Lil whoadie" and "Ya huuuurd me"
Friends are golden! :-)
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January 15, 2009

THE COOLEST



"Nah, we straight" (0:29)

LOL! Who else has a President that says ish like that? Love it.
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JUST SAY NO TO GRINDING



"What if I'm just tying my shoe?"
"And I happen to be standing behind him.......stretching"

LMAO!

My new phrase: This is SO appropriate right now!
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RIIIIIIIIIIGHT...


"First of all, I already know, men would be able to marry however many women they want. School would not be optional. It would be mandatory. Because I do not like unintelligent people – it's a pet peeve. If you dumb, you not around me. Other than that, did I mention the men would be able to marry women? Ain't no limit on that."

-- Lil Wayne on what the world would be like if he ruled it. (GQ)

How do you take someone serious that looks like that? He's trapped in a maze, therefore he is F--KING LOST!
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January 13, 2009

YOUTUBE COMMENTS

Are some of the funniest ish ever! Seriously....I'm in my apt laughing OUT LOUD at some of this stuff. I feel it's only right for me to share some of this comedy:

alexanderdag8 (8 months ago) 
bitch you got ied's there what you know about iraq nothing im a iraq vet bitch
504TrillNigga (8 months ago) 
Ain't No Disrespect Dog! I Appreciate All Of Y'all Service Men That Went Over There & Put In Work! That being Said I'm A Project Vet Dog! I've Been To D.O.C., Sold Rocks On The Block, Caught That Led When I Was Youngster & Put In Work Back In The Day So Don't Get It Muthafuckin Twisted Dog Cuz I Will Bash Your Muthafuckin' Skull In With The Butt Of My .357!

BeyonceIsACunt (18 hours ago)

trutfully i dont think that bitch is REALLY married its a publicity stunt

homeless211 (3 months ago)

i live 15 minutes from there!

theoriginalcapout (3 days ago)
and a nigga like me will freak your ass right back until your on the dance floor in a puddle of cum!

IKeepItReal4U (3 weeks ago)
If 16 year-old lil wayne met his present self he wud be lyke... Nigga is u gay?

dlandersjr (2 weeks ago)
why did her mom say "these nuts on my chin"

....LOL! & so forth and so on. If you're ever having a bad day, just go to any random video on youtube and read the comments. I guarantee it will make your day, if not that, at least you'll be able to get a couple laughs out of it.





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MY IPOD : MARSHA AMBROSIUS


Something worth your time. Right now this is on constant rotation.
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January 11, 2009

A ROSE IS STILL A ROSE*

Even if it's given to you by a strange man that stares all night with 40 stitches in his arm (from 'living in a bad neighborhood') in a bar. The people I come across...

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January 9, 2009

HE WAS RIGHT

Last night I saw Charlie Murphy perform - good show. I read an article today that proved a certain part of his stand up to be 100% true. I wish I could briefly recite the funny parts, but I'm lazy and if you want to know go see his show. But the particular part I am referring to has to do with him talking about the worlds overpopulation. He then stated that there are so many people on this planet, that if you thought about the most f--ked up thing...somebody is probably doing it right now. His example: Right now, there is a guy with jumper cables on his d!ck. Crazy, huh? But I believe it wholeheartedly. Why you ask? This is why:

STIFF SENTENCE FOR MASTURBATING DRIVER

By Emily Watkins
January 08, 2009 07:36am

A man who filmed himself masturbating while driving at 93 mph on the Northern Territory's Stuart Highway has been fined more than $2000 and copped two months jail.

Read whole article here

1. LMAO!
2. WTF?!
3. Emily was wild'n with that title. Stiff sentence? Girl you crazy.
4. You speak the truth "Charlaaaay Murphaaaay" *said like Rick James



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January 8, 2009

SO...INSTEAD OF JOINING A GYM

I'm buying a pole. For FITNESS purposes. From what I heard, pole dancing is pretty difficult and is a serious challenge to the body. Looks like fun to me! Plus, I figure my previous dancing and gymnastics experience MIGHT help me out a lil.....we shall see.
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January 5, 2009

YEEEEEAAAAAAAH!



Now this is how you do it SHAAAAWTY. I swear I witness the best things in life. Too bad my camera died momentarily :-(
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FYI - I LOVE MY MAC


Im such a nerd. I enjoy randomly changing and creating icons for my Mac. Awesomeness. Be jealous.
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IM SO FREAKIN LATE

Better late than never though. Happy New Year! I brought the new year in by attending church. Where were you heathen??!?!?
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