February 26, 2009

PLEASE STOP

With the Ed Hardy. 

Thanks, 
Management
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REWIND

I was never really THAT into video games, but I did have a Nintendo, Sega and Playstation back in the day. The one game I remember bringing me great joy (besides the Lion King Game on Sega and the classic Super Mario Bros.) was Mike Tyson's Punchout. I never got past like the 3rd or 4th dude, but I enjoyed the horrible graphics, smack talk and the whole feel of the game. Looking back on it now brings a smile to my face; Not b/c I'm nostalgic, but b/c that ish was/is HILARIOUS!! OMG!

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I am literally CRACKING UP right now. These pics are just out of control. WTF? Why does the graphic Iron Mike look scarier than the real one? Why does dude look like Diana Ross' albino brother? Why do those last two look like they fell out of a UFO and nobody bothered to pick them back up? And what's up with that punk @ss crown on his head? So many questions, so little answers.
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SO I'M EASILY AMUSED


Sue me.
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LADIES IS PIMPS TOO, GO'N BRUSH YOUR SHOULDERS OFF

That ponytail. Ay Dios Mio! Anywho...

(CNN) -- The grandmother of a 16-year-old Arizona girl accused of prostitution -- and recruiting and pimping other teen girls -- said Wednesday she hopes to fight the charges in court. Tatiana Tye and a second 16-year-old girl, Jazmine Finley, were indicted earlier this week by a grand jury, Maricopa County, Arizona, prosecutors said in a statement. Although the girls are juveniles, prosecutors released their names and said they will be tried as adults.

The two were arrested last week after a five-month investigation, Phoenix police told reporters. Authorities believe Tye and Finley recruited at least five girls, ranging in age from 14 to 17, on the campuses of their high schools, police spokesman Sgt. Andy Hill said in a Monday news briefing posted on the Web site of CNN affiliate KTVK.

"We have a situation of two girls, 16 years old, who are, in essence, pimps," Hill said. "And they ran their own brothel."


Source

Really though? At 16 I was too busy scanning groceries (Winn Dixie represent!) to come up with a hustle of this magnitude. No hard labor, they set their own hours and learn valuable management skills...well, besides the whole 'being illegal' part. High school sure has changed. Went from running for school office/homecoming queen to running brothels. GETTIN MONAAAAAY, DIVAS GETTIN MONAAAAAY!
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February 25, 2009

DEAR ALDO...

You suck. Ok, first I order shoes off the website. They suck, so I take them back to the store to exchange them. Find some decent (& I use that term loosely) overpriced shoes to replace them and they don't have my size. They kindly tell me they can order them for me and get them shipped to my house for free! Yay! Not so much. Now today they tell me my order mysteriously was cancelled and they have to refund me my money. WTF? Good thing I didn't want them THAT bad. No more business from me. In conclusion, Aldo...you can GETCHA ISSHA* LIKE PATRICIA!

*Issue
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WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?


"Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic." (more)


Oh hell nah!!!!! Go girl? More like NO GIRL! Anybody that carries this around in their purse needs guidance - ASAP. The end.
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RANDOM

Have a seat. No, really.

Source
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February 24, 2009

I GOT NOTHIN BUT TIME



So excited about picking up my timepiece 2morrow. NEW SH!T, NEW SH!T...CLUE!

Whatchu kno about thattttt?
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND


There are several things I don't understand. Women who shave their eyebrows and draw them on, people that defend celebrities like they're related, any language other than English and the list goes on. One of these things came to my attention recently. After Kanye displayed his monstrosity of a "hairdo" (I refuse to use the term 'haircut'), I started thinking about other hairstyles I just don't get. One that came to mind is the Southside Fade. Now this might be old to people from Texas, but to me, it's a whole new world Aladdin style. To give you a detailed description courtesy of Yahoo! answers, "a south side fade is a fade which every thing is bald except the top of the head which has usually a #2 or 1 with a fade it came from texas." Like WTF? Why? Civilian on the top and military in the back? Inverse bald spot? I just don't get it. I searched high and low for a pic and came up with nothing. Ohhhhh, but I found something MUCH better. I present to you, the southside fade...with some extra glitter. EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS! YEEEE-HAW!

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MARDI GRAS!

Merry Happy Mardi Gras (or whatever)! By looking at this pic, I think I'm glad I'm not in attendance. I like a party, shiny things and passed out drunks just as much as the next person, but that is TOO MUCH!
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February 23, 2009

RIDDLE ME THIS

Why do fast food restaurants have 2 windows (one to take money and one to get your food), but usually one is decorated with a "NEXT WINDOW PLEASE" sign with boxes and all other types of random ish like it's a storage area. What's the purpose of having two windows? If you have answers, please enlighten me. Thanks.
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FLYNESS

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February 21, 2009

AND IT'S OVER NOW....


That's what I get for saying Richmond is wack. I found out about this a little too late and I am extremely disappointed. Do you know how entertaining this would've been?!?!? *sigh. Guess it's off to Youtube now to fill the void. C'est la vie. Can't believe I'm missing all this:

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BECAUSE I LOVE THE 80's



This is my ish. Best sound effects EVERRR.

"She's simply....awesome." I think he was talking about me.
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ANOTHER RANDOM NIGHT

2: 31am on the verge of passing out but still attempted to take a "I ain't even tired  yet!" pic. Details & more pics coming soon. Until then...PAZ!
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February 20, 2009

NEW HOBBY...I THINK

On a lighter note, I think I've found a new hobby. Photography! If you didn't know, I love taking pictures. Not out of vanity, but out of a love for memories. I look @ pics of myself and others from years ago and get the opportunity to say 'WTF', burst out in laughter, and relive all those events that I've most likely lost in the abyss of my short and long term memory. I see it as another form of art. [I'm an art (visual and audible) junkie]. Since I'm already pretty good at photoshopping pics from my wack @ss point and shoot camera to make them look somewhat professional, I think I'll get AWESOME results from a quality camera.
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REALLY, REALLY SHOCKED


Wow. I can't even make a joke about this. I truly believe Chris Brown's career might be over.

BTW - this is not photoshopped. The LAPD released this statement. Also found out that today is her birthday. Damn.
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February 18, 2009

OBSESSION

My heart, heart go boom boom tap! I am really addicted to this ish. I've had one (almost) every morning for the past week in a half. Heaven in a bottle. Straight up. 
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WHOOP DAT TRICK (GET EM)

What a mugshot!* Many blogs have already reported this, but I couldn't resist. So after the historical Mortal Kombat battle featuring Baraka (y'all know C. Breezy has some killer teeth) and Jade, Terrance Howard was asked what he thought about the whole situation. He responded:

"It's just life man. Chris is a great guy. He'll be all right. Rihanna knows he loves her. They'll be alright. Everyone has just got to get out of their way."


He later retracted his statement saying he didn't know the whole situation and if he did he wouldn't have said something so insensitive.

Riiiiiiight. Well, rewind 8 years ago and what'dya know!? Mr. Howard himself has a background in chopping women Judo style. Judon't know?! LOL....Sorry. Anyway, according to The Smoking Gun:

According to a Whitemarsh Police Department report, after Howard and Lori McCommas argued on the phone, the actor warned, "Don't disrespect me by hanging up on me or I'll come over and hurt you." McCommas then "hung up and contacted 911 fearing Howard was serious."

While McCommas was speaking with a police dispatcher, Howard "showed up at the victim's residence and began breaking the door down." McCommas ran to the rear of the house and into the backyard. Howard then "broke the front door down and ran through the screen door in the kitchen. Howard then grabbed the victim's left arm and punched her twice with a closed fist in the left side of the face."

WOW! Tell 'em why you mad son! But nah, all jokes aside. It's not right! He really should have said no comment when asked; then MAYBE no one would've dug up the dirt. SMH.

"You think I wont, beat that trick, whoop that trick,
Got me acting buck and shit;
Hoes telling me 2 calm down, but I'm like fuck that shit"
~DJay aka TeeH

*This fool and I share the same birthday. Womp womp.

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February 16, 2009

THAT EXPLAINS IT



Dead @ 'Disturbia' playing at the end in the background. LMAO!
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FUN FACT

I'm addicted to nail polish. I own countless bottles and on any given day I'll probably have some crazy color displayed on my struggling nails (I wasn't blessed with pretty, strong, long nails - but I work with what I have). Good thing I don't work in a stuffy enviornment. I'm sure my blue and purple polish would be deemed 'unprofessional'. Sometimes I paint my nails 4 times a week. Teaches me patience. It's interesting now that it's become a fashion craze to have bright colored nails. Psshhh...I've been doing it for years. :-)

FYI: I used to get teased all the time in school for my short nails. I've learned to make the most of what I have and I do a damn good job if I say so myself. Long and/or fake nails aren't always the prettiest :-)



I also found some sites that make me feel less weird for being so obsessed with the art of painting nails. Fellow addicts:
http://www.nailgal.com
http://www.polishaddict.com
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February 14, 2009

AMERICAN APPAREL

They're known for their risque photography and I found out today that they don't hesitate to bring it true to life. I swear I witness the most entertaining situations. My life is your entertainment!!

Quote of the day: "You might wanna tell that guy to put some pants on" -Fellow male AA shopper

In addition to this, the cops were called b/c someone stole some stuff, then came back trying to exchange it with an old and/or found receipt WITHOUT the (stolen) merchandise on it. Dude is smart. 
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!

FYI - Roses DON'T really smell like boo-booooooo. Sorry Outkast.
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February 9, 2009

SOS!!!!!



"Brown and an unidentified woman (looks like Rih to me -K) were involved in an argument in his car in the early hours of Sunday morning that escalated on the street once the car was stopped, police told People. The woman had visible injuries when they arrived and she identified her attacker as Brown, who had left the scene, according to the police report. "If police locate Brown, yes, he's subject to arrest," said LAPD Officer April Harding.

It was unknown whether Rihanna, who is dating Brown, is the woman involved in the case."

Posted on a message board waaaay before the story actually broke:
:( @ 02/08/2009 at 1:13 pm
So I got a text message from my friend this morning at 5:00 am. She is married to a cop she said her husband got a domestic violence call chris brown beating up on Rhianna I text her back yeah right. She said Rhianna said it was not the first time….I don’t buy it…who knows..
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Daaaaaamn! SAY IT AIN'T SO!!

"S.O.S. please someone help me; It's not healthy... for me to feel this way"
-Rihanna
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February 8, 2009

I SHOULD HAVE AN MTV SHOW FOR ME & MY PEOPLE





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