March 31, 2009

ONLY IN ATLANTA

Now this sh!t right here!?!?! Even the mannequins are doin the "Stanky Leg"....no words whatsoever.


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I NEED TO DO BETTER

With blogging. Being awesome with family had me distracted. I will now turn my swag on high. Thanks.
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March 16, 2009

CONVERSATION WITH A STRANGER

3/13 - While at the bar
Me: I like your bag.
Random YT girl (RYG): Oh thanks...it's Prada.
Me: Yeah, the fairy bags are cute.
RYG: Its fake.
Me: Ohhhh... :-|. Looks good though.
RYG: I saw it in a magazine and I was like 'That is sooo cute" then I looked online and it was like $2,500 dollars and I was like that is craaaazy! So I found this site that had fake ones *tries to recall the web address* and I still spent like $100, but I really liked it so I got it
Me: Cool....

Perfect definition of TMI.


3/16 - While waiting for my food @ Burger King, an employee comes from the back to speak with me:

Employee: Let me see yo bag.
Me: :-| *while turning to the side
Employee: Where you get that from?
Me: The Gucci store in Vienna
Employee: Oh. They got the sandals to match that. I saw them at the flea market the other day. I went back to get them but they only had the little sizes. They only $40. Real cute.
Me: That's not bad.... :-\
Employee: Yeah, I think my friend got the real ones and the ones I saw at the flea market look just like em. Only $40.
Me: Cool....


Ummm...thanks?

Ok, so I'm not totally anti-replica b/c when it comes to bootlegging, I've seen the great, the bad and the fugly. But jeez people, why do you feel the need to tell all your business? It's superfluous! By the way, if I get fake merchandise, you can bet your first born that it WON'T be purchased from the flea market. But it's all good. I guess today IS the information age. But like they say, too much of anything is probably a BAD thing.
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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY

To my DAD!!! I wished him a happy birthday yesterday, but was so busy online shopping I forgot to post it. Forgive this wack picture please; Thanks.
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March 12, 2009

BLAST FROM THE PAST



Today my sis sent me a text saying "Whoop dere is it came on the radio just now. Boom shakalaka! Throwback! Can you dig it?

HAAAAAAAAAAAA! WE CAN DIG IT!!!
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March 11, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO....

ME! And...


LeToya Luckett
Terrence Howard
Bobby McFerrin

...them too.
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March 10, 2009

DECISIONS, DECISIONS

I'm torn right now. Let me explain. I have been a sprint customer since about 2003. I wouldn't say that I've been a completely satisfied customer, but I mean, who has? All these cell phone companies are full of ...it. Anyway, recently as a Sprint customer, I've been feeling like a step child. Seeing all these new commercials for innovative, stylish new phones has had me looking at my Treo with disdain - wanting something new. After seeing the commercials I then notice that none of them are sprint commercials. When I FINALLY see a Sprint commercial, it's in black & white, picturing the CEO walking around some cityscape talking about who knows what. Ummm...huh? What you tombout? We don't wanna see that sh1t. Being the inquisitive soul that I am, I go to the Sprint website to check out their selection of phones and am EXTREMELY disappointed. Seems like every other wireless provider has a new phone out, yet Sprint is stale and stagnant with their selection. After noticing the discrepancy, I'm ready to change carriers ASAP! Who wants an outdated phone?? As much as I hate to admit it, the iPhone is fly. I clown it on a constant basis. It freezes up and the one button it does have stops working at times; From being around people that own them it seems as if AT&T does NOT get more bars everywhere. It's so cliche, but I secretly want one. The new Blackberry Bold has my name written all over it. Are these phones by chance offered by Sprint? The survey sayssss: Hell no. Now this is where I'm torn. I don't think anybody offers better plans than Sprint. Yeah, I've had to call and almost curse somebody out, but I have a pretty good deal on a plan that I don't think I'm ready nor willing to give up. In addition to that, my whole immediate family has Sprint....and my mom likes to talk. That mobile-to-mobile is no joke! You know how many anytime minutes I used last month? 50. LMAO! Switching carriers would put a deeper whole in my pocket and I'd lose the "luxury" of talking to my family members as often as I do. I might be able to get as many minutes as my heart desires, but my high school & college student sisters won't be able to k-wang wit it if I'm not on Sprint's network. I guess you can't have your cake and eat it too*. Do I leave a comfortable, cost effective, convenient network solely for the vanity of a fly new phone? Or do I ignore the taunts and glitz of the newest electronic gadgets out and stick to what I know. What's a girl to do?

*Dumbest saying ever
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ROTFLMAO!!!!



I know this isn't supposed to be funny, but this has to be one of the funniest music videos I've seen in a LONG time!

1. The acting at the beginning. B/w him saying "It take time to get money! IT TAKE TIME!", picking up the pan and slamming it on the ground then Mariah's facial expression after that (along with her 'baby hair'). Too much.

2. The Dream posters (please show me someone that has a Dream poster on their wall so I can slap them) and the random Grammy sitting on the Piano. WTF?

3. Mariah laying on the bed, as she does in most of her videos, and feeling on herself. Cliche!

4. Her frying vienna sausages and eggs in the same pan. *DEAD

5. Get this, Mariah is sitting on the front porch cornrowing some dudes hair and people are lifting weights in the front yard. Really? In 2009? Then to add insult to injury they zoom in on the Jordans and she's sucking on a lollipop. LOL!

6. The sugar and the kool-aid. I. can't.

This is like sterotypical paradise! Nick Cannon + Video Director = STRAIGHT COMEDY
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WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY?



0:32 = CLASSIC.

They should've kept her mic off the whole time. Then no one would've known that her p---y was hanging out. I mean, it's not like she sings anyway. Duh, it's Britney b1tch.
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March 9, 2009

R.I.P BIGGIE



Today back in 1997, Biggie was killed out in LA. I think it's safe to say that after his and Tupac's deaths, rap hasn't really been the same. My fav Biggie song - "Sky Is the Limit"/"I Got A Story To Tell"
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March 8, 2009

JOHN MAYER IS HILARIOUS



If you don't listen to his music (too bad), one thing you should know about him is that he has a sense of humor. That can be seen just from his appearance on the Dave Chappelle Show. Just check out his Youtube channel and/or Twitter.

"Where Kanye blazed trails with his singing on "808 and Heartbreak", I have decided to cross over into hip hop." -J. Mayer

Ha!
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March 4, 2009

I'M A FAN



Not an "eager beaver", but I appreciate his talent. If you don't know about him...check out his ish! Quality stuff.

The making of So Far Gone:




:-)
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QUOTE OF THE MONTH



“God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God’s vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.

As my homegirl says, "You go boy....AND DON'T COME BACK!"
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BARBIE BAN BILL?


Say that 3 times fast! Anyway...

TODAY staff and wire
updated 9:21 a.m. ET, Wed., March. 4, 2009

Barbie could get an unwelcome present for her 50th birthday: outlawed in West Virginia.

A state lawmaker proposed a bill Tuesday to ban sales of the iconic Mattel doll and others like her.

The Barbie Ban Bill, proposed by Democratic Delegate Jeff Eldridge (D) Lincoln County, says such toys influence girls to place too much importance on physical beauty, at the expense of their intellectual and emotional development.

Source

I know this dude has to have better things to do than come up with a bill banning Barbie. He has good intentions, but I mean, is this REALLY the right way to go about it? I vote no. Even he knows it. "I knew a lot of people were going to joke about it and poke fun at me," Eldridge said. "I couldn't get anybody to sign on the bill with me but I said I'm still going to introduce it."

Ummm...no sh!t Sherlock. BTW - will somebody buy me that painting pictured above? Or maybe just donate to the cause. It's only $4,000. I accept paypal. Thanks :-)


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