July 16, 2009


He found out it wasnt his!? I aint sayin' she a golddigger...

Apparently a man was thrown in jail for not paying child support. The problem is this dude has no kids. How can it be? Well, a DNA test proved that Frank Hatley was not the father of a child he was paying child support on for 13 YEARS. I repeat, 13 YEARS. Read for yourself (via CNN):

Frank Hatley spent the past year in jail for being a deadbeat dad. But there's one problem -- Hatley doesn't have any children. And the "deadbeat" label doesn't fit the 50-year-old either, his supporters say.
For 13 years, Hatley made payments to the state until learning, in 2000, that the boy might not be his biological son. A DNA test that year confirmed that there was no chance he was the father, according to court documents. Hatley returned to court and was relieved of any future child support reimbursement but was ordered to pay more than $16,000 that he had owed the state before the ruling [wtf?! -K].
After a hearing, Hatley was released from the Cook County Jail in south Georgia Wednesday afternoon, with the help of the Southern Center for Human Rights.

Oh boy! *Jazzy Pha voice. Her plan got a big FAIL when a) she was exposed & b) she discovered the hard way he didn't have much gold TO dig. The fact that he ended up in jail over this f--kery is wild. In the words of Prince - SCANDALOUS!! I would suggest he post an ad on craigslist for probono representation and take that hoe to court. IT'S TIME TO GO TO TRIAL, IT'S TIME TO GO TO TRIAL!